So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
Randomize
