i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
oh god the rape fog is back!
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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