just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
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