My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
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Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
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Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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