were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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