Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
He ain't mine yet. Gotta have a third date before I pee on him and mark territory.
Oh. Wait. That happened on the second date.
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
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