before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
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