I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
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