definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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