i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
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everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
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Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
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