..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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