You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you wrote "5 million dollars" in the tip line for the pizza delivery man and insisted that he deserves it
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
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