Umm I'm too high to move.
hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
no you cant smoke seaweed
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
did i walk over a car last night?
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
Randomize
