Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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