my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
Randomize
