? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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