You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
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There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
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My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
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