Me. At least after what I've been through.
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
No subtext here. People are naked.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
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