The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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