you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
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in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
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I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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