You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
i don't know what it is about you being around kids that makes me want to screw your brains out
That is the creepiest and also the sexist thing you've ever said
i think it's like a sexual celebration of not having kids
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