Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
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