anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
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My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
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They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
Send help, water and tortillas.
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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