Erica just called me. She woke up in a storage closet in Mike's building with one shoe and no bag. Can you check your photos from last night to see if she had it at the bar?
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
Randomize