She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
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