Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
You randomly sent me a black Santa Claus emoji at 2am. I think alcohol was involved.
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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