the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
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