i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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