either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
My New Years Resolution is to come up with a new resolution monthly. January: decrease my shotgunning consumption speed to 7 seconds or less.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
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