sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
This is your typical "sorry i got drunk and tried to seduce you into having sex while you were throwing up" text.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
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Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
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I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
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