I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
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