Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
I'm actually glad the whole thing's over now. It's exhausting to fake a pregnancy.
Imagine not having to fake it.
Yeah, I should never have kids, probably.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
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