I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
i took my goldfish out of his bowl last night and put him in my bed
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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