I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
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Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
You dont lie about slip and slides
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
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you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
Sitting in my junior high parking lot high on ambien talking to a stranger I met on tinder. What is life?
Randomize