last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
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I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
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I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
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