Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
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Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
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Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
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