do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I smell stomach acid.
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
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He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
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This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
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