well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
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the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
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Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
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