so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
Since you haven't talked to me since the rancid whipped cream fiasco, I'm going to assume we are no longer hooking up. But I need my handcuffs back. ASAP.
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
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3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
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How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
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