I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
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Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
I'm a bit broke right now... Would it be OK if I pay you in champagne and Xanax?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
I feel like a drive thru vagina
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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