I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
You passed out in your dogs bed and you only willingly woke up because I told there was a bottle of vodka and a snickers bar waiting for you upstairs
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
Randomize
