i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
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One blow job doesn not make me gay.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
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I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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