There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
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Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
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Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
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