Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
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A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
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Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
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