Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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