I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
I got you a housewarming gift. It starts with "A" and ends with "bottle of Jameson"
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
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