Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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