He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
You showed up at my front door in a bikini with a fifth of tequila it was like the opening to a porno
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
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