I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
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I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
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Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
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