Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
i asked why he had a giant piece of popcorn duct taped to his head and he said "No, it's actually part of my neck." so no, i didn't fuck him.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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