I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
I think im going to throw up on grandma
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
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You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
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If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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