Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
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