that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
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She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
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I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
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