I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
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Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
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He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
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He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
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