They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
you came in and threw goldfish on our blue carpet and screamed SWIM BITCHES and then made me drink a best friends potion with you
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
two words...techno handjob
I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
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