spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
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