Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
I was so drunk last night that I went into my 15 year old sisters room to have her peer edit the drunk texts I was sending to my ex.
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
Heard flapping noises behind me. It was my roommate flapping her bathrobe like wings, saying "I'm a faaaiiiiry."
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