He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
I just remembered I made you punch yourself in the face last night and I would like to formally apologize for that even though it was hilarious.
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
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