I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
you will always have a special place in my vag
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
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Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
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i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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